{"id":4151,"date":"2008-03-07T08:00:33","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T06:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/savemybrain.net\/v2\/?p=4151"},"modified":"2019-08-04T00:19:05","modified_gmt":"2019-08-03T22:19:05","slug":"etes-vous-morte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.savemybrain.net\/v2\/2008\/03\/07\/etes-vous-morte-08004151\/","title":{"rendered":"Etes-vous morte?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parfois, on se demande si le monde n&rsquo;a pas continu\u00e9 de tourner sans nous, on se sent compl\u00e8tement largu\u00e9, on n&rsquo;arrive plus \u00e0 suivre les d\u00e9lires des copains, parce qu&rsquo;on ne les comprend plus. Et l\u00e0, entre deux cures de d\u00e9pressions nerveuses, on se demande si on est toujours vivant, si la Faucheuse, avec son long manteau noir (elle doit crever de chaud, l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9, non ?) n&rsquo;est pas venue vous faire une de ses visites impromptues dont elle a le secret. Et comme vous n&rsquo;avez pas souvenir d&rsquo;avoir emprunt\u00e9 un long tunnel avec une lumi\u00e8re au bout, ce test va vous aider \u00e0 savoir de quel c\u00f4t\u00e9 vous \u00eates.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><form name=\"post\" action=\"https:\/\/www.savemybrain.net\/v2\/2008\/03\/07\/etes-vous-morte-08004151\/\" method=\"post\" id=\"post\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n\n<ol>\n<li><b>Lorsque vous cognez le gros orteil \u00e0 un meuble, que ressentez-vous ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[0]\" id=\"answer-0-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-0-1\">Une violente envie de pleurer. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[0]\" id=\"answer-0-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-0-0\">Une p... de s... de chienne de douleur de m... ! Ah, la vache ! <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[0]\" id=\"answer-0-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-0-2\">Rien, vous regardez le meuble pour voir s&#039;il n&#039;est pas ab\u00eem\u00e9. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Vous est-il d\u00e9j\u00e0 arriv\u00e9 de passer \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 d&#039;un ami sans que celui-ci vous remarque ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[1]\" id=\"answer-1-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-1-1\">Parfois, faut dire que vous ne faites pas trop gaffe non plus. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[1]\" id=\"answer-1-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-1-0\">Non, vous lui mettez un coup d&#039;\u00e9paule, quitte \u00e0 le faire tomber du trottoir, avant qu&#039;il ne se fasse rouler dessus par un tractopelle. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[1]\" id=\"answer-1-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-1-2\">Tout le temps, c&#039;est comme si vous \u00e9tiez invisible. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Avez-vous souvent faim ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[2]\" id=\"answer-2-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-2-0\">Oui, vous reprenez 7 fois du rab de couscous. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[2]\" id=\"answer-2-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-2-2\">Non, de moins en moins, du coup, vous avez une ligne d&#039;anorexique. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[2]\" id=\"answer-2-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-2-1\">En hiver, vous mangez un peu plus pour compenser l&#039;hibernation. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Avez-vous d\u00e9j\u00e0 failli vous faire \u00e9craser ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[3]\" id=\"answer-3-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-3-0\">Une fois, mais vous \u00e9tiez plus saoule que toute la Pologne. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[3]\" id=\"answer-3-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-3-2\">A chaque fois, les conducteurs acc\u00e9l\u00e8rent ! M\u00eame les v\u00e9libs ! <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[3]\" id=\"answer-3-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-3-1\">Ca arrive, vous \u00eates tellement t\u00eate en l&#039;air, que vous vous trompez parfois d&#039;appartement en rentrant chez vous. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Dans une soir\u00e9e entre amis, participez-vous souvent aux discussions ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[4]\" id=\"answer-4-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-4-0\">A chaque fois, c&#039;est vous qui menez le d\u00e9bat, et qui cassez la figure de ceux qui vous contredisent. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[4]\" id=\"answer-4-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-4-1\">Tout d\u00e9pend de la quantit\u00e9 d&#039;alcool que vous avez ingurgit\u00e9. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[4]\" id=\"answer-4-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-4-2\">Jamais, vous essayez, mais personne ne vous r\u00e9pond. Faut dire que votre passion pour les timbres guat\u00e9malt\u00e8ques ne soul\u00e8ve pas les foules. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Vous faites-vous encore draguer ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[5]\" id=\"answer-5-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-5-2\">Seules les personnes (tr\u00e8s) \u00e2g\u00e9es veulent encore de vous. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[5]\" id=\"answer-5-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-5-1\"> Tout d\u00e9pend de la quantit\u00e9 d&#039;alcool que vous avez ingurgit\u00e9. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[5]\" id=\"answer-5-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-5-0\">Tout le temps, faut dire que vous \u00eates une pure bombe (croyez-vous) ! <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Lorsque, par m\u00e9garde, vous p\u00e9n\u00e9trez dans une \u00e9glise, que se passe-t-il ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[6]\" id=\"answer-6-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-6-2\">Le pr\u00eatre et les fid\u00e8les se jettent \u00e0 vos pieds et crient \u00e0 la r\u00e9surrection. All\u00e9luia ! <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[6]\" id=\"answer-6-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-6-0\">Vous vomissez dans le b\u00e9nitier. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[6]\" id=\"answer-6-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-6-1\">Vous priez pour le salut de votre \u00e2me et de vos timbres guat\u00e9malt\u00e8ques. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Lorsque vous rentrez chez vous le soir, que se passe-t-il ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[7]\" id=\"answer-7-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-7-1\">Vous pleurez. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[7]\" id=\"answer-7-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-7-2\">Votre chien hurle \u00e0 la mort. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[7]\" id=\"answer-7-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-7-0\">Vous vous cognez \u00e0 la commode. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Vous allez rendre visite \u00e0 votre grand-m\u00e8re, qui est d\u00e9c\u00e9d\u00e9e suite \u00e0 un duel malheureux au bras de fer avec un chauffeur routier moldave. Vous \u00eates au cimeti\u00e8re, que faites-vous ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[8]\" id=\"answer-8-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-8-1\">Vous pleurez silencieusement, ses joues qui piquaient vous manquent. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[8]\" id=\"answer-8-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-8-0\"> Vous d\u00e9posez les fleurs et vous vous cassez. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[8]\" id=\"answer-8-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-8-2\">Vous fuyez, le fossoyeur vous court apr\u00e8s avec sa pelle. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Votre s\u0153ur vous demande si vous pouvez garder sa fille de 5 ans pour un soir. Quand elle arrive, que fait-elle ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[9]\" id=\"answer-9-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-9-2\">Elle crie, en d\u00e9valant les escaliers et en criant au fant\u00f4me ! <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[9]\" id=\"answer-9-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-9-1\">Elle crie, vous allez encore la bassiner avec vos timbres guat\u00e9malt\u00e8ques. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[9]\" id=\"answer-9-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-9-0\">Elle crie, vous \u00e9tiez en train de regarder comment votre chat \u00e9tait fait \u00e0 l&#039;int\u00e9rieur (pauvre chat !).<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<\/ol>\n\n<p class=\"submit\">\n<input type=\"submit\" name=\"submit\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" value=\"Voir le r&eacute;sultat\" \/>\n<\/p>\n\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"quiz_id\" id=\"quiz_id\" value=\"40\" \/>\n\n<\/form><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parfois, on se demande si le monde n&rsquo;a pas continu\u00e9 de tourner sans nous, on se sent compl\u00e8tement largu\u00e9, on n&rsquo;arrive plus \u00e0 suivre les d\u00e9lires des copains, parce qu&rsquo;on ne les comprend plus. Et l\u00e0, entre deux cures de d\u00e9pressions nerveuses, on se demande si on est toujours vivant, si la Faucheuse, avec son long manteau noir (elle doit crever de chaud, l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9, non ?) n&rsquo;est pas venue vous faire une de ses visites impromptues dont elle a le secret. 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