{"id":2645,"date":"2009-05-15T08:24:46","date_gmt":"2009-05-15T07:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/savemybrain.net\/v2\/?p=2645"},"modified":"2019-08-03T23:40:29","modified_gmt":"2019-08-03T21:40:29","slug":"etes-vous-du-matin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.savemybrain.net\/v2\/2009\/05\/15\/etes-vous-du-matin-08242645\/","title":{"rendered":"Etes-vous du matin ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">Chaque jour est sujet \u00e0 ce cruel dilemme. Non pas le choix difficile entre chocolat ou caf\u00e9, entre douche prolong\u00e9e ou simple d\u00e9crassage, ou encore entre tartines ou cassoulet. Non, chaque matin se pose le d\u00e9licat probl\u00e8me du levage de vos jolies petites fesses du doux sommier o\u00f9 tra\u00eenent encore les derni\u00e8res bribes de vos songes enchanteurs. M\u00eame si tout a chacun clame que la premi\u00e8re erreur du matin, c\u2019est de se lever, il est absolument indispensable de se lever, ne serait que pour \u00e9viter les escarres \u00e0 force de rester coucher. Mais vous, poss\u00e9dez vous cette facult\u00e9 rarissime, ce don de la Nature qui vous fait croire que le r\u00e9veil est le meilleur moment de la journ\u00e9e ? Enfilez votre pyjama \u00e0 rayures, sautez sur votre nounours, et c\u2019est parti !<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><form name=\"post\" action=\"https:\/\/www.savemybrain.net\/v2\/2009\/05\/15\/etes-vous-du-matin-08242645\/\" method=\"post\" id=\"post\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n\n<ol>\n<li><b>Quelle est votre fa\u00e7on de vous r\u00e9veiller ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[0]\" id=\"answer-0-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-0-2\">Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 la fanfare de votre bled, qui vous joue son morceau le plus bruyant. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[0]\" id=\"answer-0-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-0-1\">Un petit r\u00e9veil au Driiiiiiiiiiiiiing insistant.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[0]\" id=\"answer-0-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-0-0\">La fen\u00eatre ouverte pour \u00eatre r\u00e9veill\u00e9e en m\u00eame temps que le jour et les petits zoziaux.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Combien de temps mettez vous \u00e0 vous r\u00e9veiller ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[1]\" id=\"answer-1-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-1-0\">Quelques secondes.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[1]\" id=\"answer-1-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-1-2\">Une bonne heure, apr\u00e8s r\u00e9ception des rapports de fonctionnement de la plupart de vos organes vitaux. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[1]\" id=\"answer-1-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-1-1\">5 \u00e0 6 minutes, juste le temps d\u2019atomiser le r\u00e9veil \u00e0 grands coups de claques aveugles sur la table de nuit.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Et vous \u00eates de quelle humeur ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[2]\" id=\"answer-2-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-2-1\">Ca d\u00e9pend de l\u2019\u00e9cart entre l\u2019heure du coucher et l\u2019heure du lever.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[2]\" id=\"answer-2-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-2-2\">Atroce, la subtilit\u00e9 d\u2019un terroriste \u00e0 cran. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[2]\" id=\"answer-2-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-2-0\">Super joyeuse, ce matin est le premier jour du reste de votre vie et vous en profitez.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Quelle est la premi\u00e8re chose que vous faites en vous levant ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[3]\" id=\"answer-3-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-3-2\">Vous marchez sur le chat. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[3]\" id=\"answer-3-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-3-0\">Vous vous \u00e9tirez en souriant.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[3]\" id=\"answer-3-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-3-1\">Vous vous grattez en ronchonnant.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Que fait votre copain \u00e0 votre r\u00e9veil ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[4]\" id=\"answer-4-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-4-1\">Il fait semblant de rien, et se retourne pour se rendormir.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[4]\" id=\"answer-4-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-4-0\">Il vous c\u00e2line.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[4]\" id=\"answer-4-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-4-2\">Il essaie de ne pas se trouver sur votre chemin. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Que prenez vous pour vous dilater les pupilles le matin ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[5]\" id=\"answer-5-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-5-0\">Une petite tisane.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[5]\" id=\"answer-5-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-5-2\">2 cafeti\u00e8res et des amph\u00e9tamines. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[5]\" id=\"answer-5-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-5-1\">Un bol de chocolat que vous touillez pendant 10 minutes.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Le pot de confiture se montre soudain \u00e9troit d\u2019esprit et refuse de s\u2019ouvrir. Quelle est votre r\u00e9action ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[6]\" id=\"answer-6-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-6-0\">Vous prenez du beurre.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[6]\" id=\"answer-6-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-6-2\">Vous le fracassez \u00e0 grands coups de marteaux, avant de l\u00e9chez les tessons. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[6]\" id=\"answer-6-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-6-1\">Vous luttez vaillamment pendant 5 minutes, avant d\u2019aller vous recoucher, \u00e9puis\u00e9e.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Combien de temps mettez vous pour vous habillez ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[7]\" id=\"answer-7-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-7-0\">Plusieurs minutes, vous composez votre tenue avec beaucoup de soin.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[7]\" id=\"answer-7-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-7-2\">3 secondes, vous prenez ce qui vient, tant pis si vous avez la honte au boulot, avec vos leggings et vos chaussettes roses \u00e0 rayures. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[7]\" id=\"answer-7-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-7-1\">Quelques instants, vous avez pr\u00e9par\u00e9 votre tenue la veille.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Autre \u00e9preuve f\u00e9minine du matin, le maquillage. Comment cela se passe-t-il ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[8]\" id=\"answer-8-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-8-2\">Vous vous forcez un peu, mais vous m\u00e9langez les couleurs, et vous ressemblez \u00e0 un Picasso p\u00e9riode bleue. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[8]\" id=\"answer-8-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-8-1\">Rien que d\u2019y penser, \u00e7a vous donne envie d\u2019aller vous recoucher.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[8]\" id=\"answer-8-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-8-0\">L\u00e9ger, juste histoire de cacher les quelques marques de fatigue que vous pourriez avoir.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Lorsque vous arrivez au boulot, combien de temps vous faut il pour \u00eatre pleinement op\u00e9rationnelle ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[9]\" id=\"answer-9-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-9-0\">La bise \u00e0 tout le monde et c\u2019est parti, mon kiki !<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[9]\" id=\"answer-9-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-9-2\">Vous \u00eates au top niveau de la motivation vers 17h, au moment de vous casser. <\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[9]\" id=\"answer-9-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-9-1\">Vous ramez lentement jusqu\u2019\u00e0 la premi\u00e8re pause caf\u00e9.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<\/ol>\n\n<p class=\"submit\">\n<input type=\"submit\" name=\"submit\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" value=\"Voir le r&eacute;sultat\" \/>\n<\/p>\n\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"quiz_id\" id=\"quiz_id\" value=\"30\" \/>\n\n<\/form><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chaque jour est sujet \u00e0 ce cruel dilemme. 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