{"id":1671,"date":"2009-02-12T08:00:43","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T07:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/savemybrain.net\/v2\/?p=1671"},"modified":"2019-08-03T23:49:36","modified_gmt":"2019-08-03T21:49:36","slug":"pensez-vous-que-mon-couple-va-tenir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.savemybrain.net\/v2\/2009\/02\/12\/pensez-vous-que-mon-couple-va-tenir-08001671\/","title":{"rendered":"Pensez-vous que mon couple va tenir ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">Enfin ! Apr\u00e8s quelques (beaucoup de quelques) mois de c\u00e9libat et d\u2019abstinence, j\u2019ai enfin trouv\u00e9 une fille qui ne me trouve pas trop repoussant et qui veut bien rester avec moi ! H\u00e9las, depuis le temps que je gambade seul dans les vertes prairies de l\u2019insouciance, je ne sais plus comment r\u00e9ussir ma vie de couple ! Lectrices de mon c\u0153ur, j\u2019en appelle \u00e0 l\u2019amiti\u00e9 (et l\u2019admiration, bien s\u00fbr) qui r\u00e9git nos relations depuis plus d\u2019un an maintenant ! Aidez moi \u00e0 conserver l\u2019\u00e9lue de mon c\u0153ur en envoyant vos r\u00e9ponses au journal qui transmettra ! Merci ! Mais restez quand m\u00eame dans le coin, au cas o\u00f9 \u00e7a partirai en sucette\u2026J\u2019aurai besoin d\u2019\u00eatre consol\u00e9\u2026Oui, je suis un salaud, je sais\u2026 <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><form name=\"post\" action=\"https:\/\/www.savemybrain.net\/v2\/2009\/02\/12\/pensez-vous-que-mon-couple-va-tenir-08001671\/\" method=\"post\" id=\"post\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n\n<ol>\n<li><b>Dimanche matin, j\u2019ouvre avec grand peine les yeux. Quelle est la premi\u00e8re t\u00e2che que je dois accomplir ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[0]\" id=\"answer-0-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-0-2\">Me lever pour lui pr\u00e9parer le petit d\u00e9jeuner.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[0]\" id=\"answer-0-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-0-1\">La c\u00e2liner.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[0]\" id=\"answer-0-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-0-0\">La bousculer pour qu\u2019elle aille faire le caf\u00e9.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Avachis tous deux devant la t\u00e9l\u00e9, une querelle \u00e9clate soudain quant au contenu du programme \u00e0 regarder. Que dois-je faire ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[1]\" id=\"answer-1-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-1-2\">La laisser regarder Jos\u00e9phine, ange gardien.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[1]\" id=\"answer-1-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-1-0\">Lui exploser le cr\u00e2ne \u00e0 grands coups de t\u00e9l\u00e9commande.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[1]\" id=\"answer-1-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-1-1\">Essayez de la convaincre du bien fond\u00e9 culturel du match Liverpool\/PSG.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Ayant achev\u00e9e sa journ\u00e9e de boulot, elle rentre \u00e0 l\u2019appart compl\u00e8tement lasse. Que dois-je faire ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[2]\" id=\"answer-2-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-2-2\">L\u2019aider \u00e0 se d\u00e9shabiller, lui masser les pieds, lui pr\u00e9parer son infusion,\u2026<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[2]\" id=\"answer-2-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-2-1\">Ne pas lui parler de choses qui f\u00e2chent, comme descendre la poubelle.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[2]\" id=\"answer-2-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-2-0\">L\u2019envoyer faire la vaisselle.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Elle me dit que dimanche apr\u00e8s midi, c\u2019est repas dans la belle famille. Comment dois-je r\u00e9agir ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[3]\" id=\"answer-3-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-3-2\">Accepter sans m\u00eame discuter et commencer \u00e0 acheter des fleurs.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[3]\" id=\"answer-3-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-3-0\">Lui dire que le grand prix de Bahre\u00efn requiert toute votre attention.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[3]\" id=\"answer-3-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-3-1\">Lui demander si c\u2019est vraiment indispensable.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Ce soir, j\u2019ai envie d\u2019un gros c\u00e2lin, mais elle ne veut pas. Que faire ?<\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[4]\" id=\"answer-4-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-4-1\">Essayez de la faire changer d\u2019avis.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[4]\" id=\"answer-4-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-4-0\">Me levez et allez voir un porno.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[4]\" id=\"answer-4-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-4-2\">Fermez ma gueule et essayez de dormir.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>On se balade dans une ville, mais, badaboum, on se perd \u00e0 cause d\u2019elle. Que faire ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[5]\" id=\"answer-5-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-5-1\">Essayez de l\u2019emp\u00eacher de pleurer et de se foutre \u00e0 l\u2019eau.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[5]\" id=\"answer-5-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-5-0\">Lui faire bouffer le plan.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[5]\" id=\"answer-5-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-5-2\">Lui demander pardon de lui avoir donn\u00e9 une t\u00e2che surpassant de loin ses capacit\u00e9s.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Plusieurs de mes potes viennent de s\u2019incruster. Elle ne les aime pas. Que faire pour \u00e9viter la crise ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[6]\" id=\"answer-6-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-6-2\">Foutre les potes dehors en leur disant de ne plus jamais revenir.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[6]\" id=\"answer-6-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-6-0\">L\u2019envoyez chercher des bi\u00e8res.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[6]\" id=\"answer-6-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-6-1\">Lui sugg\u00e9rer d\u2019appeler ses copines.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Revanche oblige, cette fois ci, ce sont ses copines \u00e0 elles qui envahissent mon espace vital. Elles commencent \u00e0 d\u00e9blat\u00e9rer sur les mecs. Comment dois-je r\u00e9agir ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[7]\" id=\"answer-7-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-7-0\">En les foutant dehors.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[7]\" id=\"answer-7-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-7-1\">En reprenant du prozac.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[7]\" id=\"answer-7-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-7-2\">En acquies\u00e7ant poliment, parce qu\u2019elles sont plus nombreuses que moi.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Elle conduit, parce que je n\u2019ai pas le permis. Seulement, elle \u00e9gratigne l\u00e9g\u00e8rement la voiture en \u00e9raflant l\u00e9g\u00e8rement un semi remorque. Que dois-je faire ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[8]\" id=\"answer-8-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-8-1\">La consoler.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[8]\" id=\"answer-8-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-8-0\">Aider le chauffeur routier \u00e0 lui faire bouffer son permis.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[8]\" id=\"answer-8-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-8-2\">Fermer ma gueule, j\u2019ai pas le permis !<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<li><b>Ce soir, c\u2019est moi qui cuisine. Cependant, elle n\u2019appr\u00e9cie ma cuisine exp\u00e9rimentale \u00e0 base de pur\u00e9e-cassoulet-carottes r\u00e2p\u00e9es et frites Nutella. Que dois-je faire pour qu\u2019elle aime ma cuisine ? <\/b><\/li><br\/>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[9]\" id=\"answer-9-0\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-9-0\">La ligoter \u00e0 la chaise et la d\u00e9livrer que quand elle aura tout bouffer.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[9]\" id=\"answer-9-2\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-9-2\">Renoncer d\u00e9finitivement \u00e0 mon esprit aventurier, et acheter des parts dans le restau chinois voisin.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<table style=\"margin:0;padding:0;\"><tr><td width=\"15\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer[9]\" id=\"answer-9-1\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td><td witdh=\"380\"> <label style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;\" for=\"answer-9-1\">Essayer de la convaincre que son r\u00e9gime n\u2019est pas en danger de mort, m\u00eame si elle, c\u2019est moins s\u00fbr.<\/label><\/td><\/tr><\/table>\n<br\/>\n<\/ol>\n\n<p class=\"submit\">\n<input type=\"submit\" name=\"submit\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" value=\"Voir le r&eacute;sultat\" \/>\n<\/p>\n\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"quiz_id\" id=\"quiz_id\" value=\"23\" \/>\n\n<\/form><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Enfin ! Apr\u00e8s quelques (beaucoup de quelques) mois de c\u00e9libat et d\u2019abstinence, j\u2019ai enfin trouv\u00e9 une fille qui ne me trouve pas trop repoussant et qui veut bien rester avec moi ! H\u00e9las, depuis le temps que je gambade seul dans les vertes prairies de l\u2019insouciance, je ne sais plus comment r\u00e9ussir ma vie de couple ! Lectrices de mon c\u0153ur, j\u2019en appelle \u00e0 l\u2019amiti\u00e9 (et l\u2019admiration, bien s\u00fbr) qui r\u00e9git nos relations depuis plus d\u2019un an maintenant ! Aidez moi \u00e0 conserver l\u2019\u00e9lue de mon c\u0153ur en envoyant vos r\u00e9ponses au journal qui transmettra ! Merci ! Mais restez quand m\u00eame dans le coin, au cas o\u00f9 \u00e7a partirai en sucette\u2026J\u2019aurai besoin d\u2019\u00eatre consol\u00e9\u2026Oui, je suis un salaud, je sais\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":27704,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[369,487,84],"coauthors":[3685],"class_list":["post-1671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tests","tag-amour","tag-couple","tag-test"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Pensez-vous que mon couple va tenir ? - Save my brain<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.savemybrain.net\/v2\/2009\/02\/12\/pensez-vous-que-mon-couple-va-tenir-08001671\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Pensez-vous que mon couple va tenir ? - Save my brain\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Enfin ! 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