{"id":16484,"date":"2012-02-14T08:00:52","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T07:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/savemybrain.net\/v2\/?p=16484"},"modified":"2012-02-13T20:52:45","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T19:52:45","slug":"lamour-cest-nul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.savemybrain.net\/v2\/2012\/02\/14\/lamour-cest-nul-080016484\/","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;amour, c&rsquo;est nul !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Non je n&rsquo;aime pas \u00e7a&#8230;\u00a0Pourtant, alors que je m&rsquo;\u00e9tais convaincue que les choses mi\u00e8vres et \u00e0 l&rsquo;eau de rose n&rsquo;\u00e9taient plus de mon \u00e2ge, j&rsquo;ai craqu\u00e9, j&rsquo;ai regard\u00e9 Love Actually. \u00c7a craint non ?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13542\" title=\"J'aime pas l'amour\" src=\"http:\/\/savemybrain.net\/v2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/illustvalentin-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"410\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Parce qu&rsquo;au fond, \u00e7a ne veut rien dire \u00ab\u00a0j&rsquo;aime pas l&rsquo;amour\u00a0\u00bb ou \u00ab\u00a0j&rsquo;aime l&rsquo;amour\u00a0\u00bb, on ne choisit pas : c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;amour qui vous choisit.\u00a0Comme vous le savez, la loi de l\u2019attraction nous dit que vous devez vous remplir de sentiments positifs afin d\u2019attirer les circonstances positives \u00e0 vous\u2026\u00a0Non, je ne vous parle pas de ce b\u00e9b\u00e9 joufflu flanqu\u00e9 de deux ailes et d&rsquo;une arc \u00e0 fleches ridicule. Oui, Cupidon&#8230;\u00a0Qu&rsquo;on me le pr\u00e9sente , tiens celui-l\u00e0, j&rsquo;ai deux ou trois choses \u00e0 lui dire moi&#8230;\u00a0Tout d&rsquo;abord, dis- moi Cupi, tu es miro ou tu le fais expr\u00e8s de d\u00e9cocher tes fl\u00e8ches n&rsquo;importe o\u00f9 ? Ou bien le but est de faire souffrir ceux et celles qui seront touch\u00e9s en plein coeur ?\u00a0Que celui ou celle qui n&rsquo;a jamais eu mal d&rsquo;aimer, l\u00e8ve le bras.. Tiens, il n&rsquo;y a d\u00e9j\u00e0 plus personne&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Parce que moi, je veux bien : cui- cui les petits oiseaux, les papillons dans le ventre, les \u00e9toiles dans les yeux&#8230; \u00a0Mais quand on a fait le tour de la faune et la flore, on flirte avec le milieu aquatique vu les torrents de larmes que l&rsquo;on finit par verser.\u00a0Et \u00e7a n&rsquo;est pas le pire. La chose la plus horrible est de gagatiser, b\u00eatifier&#8230;\u00a0Les voix mielleuses, \u00ab\u00a0hooo ouiiii comme tu es dr\u00f4le, comme tu es b\u00f4\u00f4\u00a0\u00bb&#8230; Ah bon ? Et quand il te dira que tes 20 coups de fil par jour, \u00e7a le saoule, tu le trouveras toujours hilarant ? B\u00e9casse va !\u00a0Ou encore les \u00ab\u00a0je ne peux m&rsquo;imaginer vivre sans toi\u00a0\u00bb. Ah bon ? \u00a0Et avant, tu \u00e9tais mort sans doute ? Cr\u00e9tin va !<\/p>\n<p>Non, ce ne sont pas les paroles d&rsquo;une fille aigrie ou malaim\u00e9e (pour rester pudique) mais d&rsquo;une fille qui a aim\u00e9\u00a0comme cela est arriv\u00e9 ou arrivera aux 7 milliards de personnes existant sur la terre&#8230;\u00a0Sauf que je suis un \u00eatre humain, malheureusement, et toutes les b\u00eatises que je viens de vous \u00e9crire plus haut, ne seraient cr\u00e9dibles que dans la bouche d&rsquo;un \u00eatre d\u00e9pourvu d&rsquo;\u00e9motions et d&rsquo;un coeur.<\/p>\n<p>Qu&rsquo;un jour, les certitudes s&rsquo;envolent, et qu&rsquo;on aime \u00e0 nouveau&#8230;\u00a0Alors ne vous lamentez pas parce que vous avez rompu, parce que vous \u00eates malheureux, mais mince, soyez en HEU-REUX : vous avez aim\u00e9, vous avez vibr\u00e9, bref vous \u00eates vivants, et c&rsquo;est la plus belle chose non ?<br \/>\nMon dieu je deviens lyrique moi, il n&rsquo;est pas question de fl\u00e8ches, de ph\u00e9romones, d&rsquo;atomes crochus, ni de quoi que ce soit d&rsquo;autre qu&rsquo;un point d&rsquo;interrogation, arr\u00eatons d&rsquo;analyser l&rsquo;amour, le jour o\u00f9 vous pourrez expliquer pourquoi vous aimez, c&rsquo;est que vous n&rsquo;aimerez d\u00e9j\u00e0 plus.<br \/>\nSi l&rsquo;amour a le don de nous rendre abruti, il a l&rsquo;intelligence de surgir l\u00e0 o\u00f9 l&rsquo;on l&rsquo;attend le moins. Petit coquin va&#8230; Et puis, la vie et l&rsquo;amour vont de paire, ils n&rsquo;existent pas l&rsquo;un sans l&rsquo;autre !<\/p>\n<p>Je terminerai ce billet enthousiaste (oui je peux l&rsquo;\u00eatre) par ma citation pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e sur l&rsquo;amour :<br \/>\n\u00ab Quand un hasard \u00e9veille l\u2019amour, tout s\u2019ordonne dans l\u2019homme selon cet amour, et l\u2019amour lui apporte le sentiment de l\u2019\u00e9tendu. \u00bb \u2013 Antoine de St Exup\u00e9ry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Non je n&rsquo;aime pas \u00e7a&#8230;\u00a0Pourtant, alors que je m&rsquo;\u00e9tais convaincue que les choses mi\u00e8vres et \u00e0 l&rsquo;eau de rose n&rsquo;\u00e9taient plus de mon \u00e2ge, j&rsquo;ai craqu\u00e9, j&rsquo;ai regard\u00e9 Love Actually. \u00c7a craint non ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":13542,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,25],"tags":[369],"coauthors":[3678,3686],"class_list":["post-16484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-chroniques-ordinaires","category-chroniques-feminines-humeurs","tag-amour"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>L&#039;amour, c&#039;est nul ! 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