{"id":11001,"date":"2011-02-21T22:35:36","date_gmt":"2011-02-21T21:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/savemybrain.net\/v2\/?p=11001"},"modified":"2012-02-13T21:00:17","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T20:00:17","slug":"changer-de-tete-radicalement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.savemybrain.net\/v2\/2011\/02\/21\/changer-de-tete-radicalement-223511001\/","title":{"rendered":"Changer de t\u00eate (radicalement)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aujourd\u2019hui je n\u2019ai (vraiment) pas test\u00e9 pour vous changer de t\u00eate. Car voyez-vous, c\u2019est une tr\u00e8s mauvaise id\u00e9e.<\/p>\n

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Par changer de t\u00eate, j\u2019entends passer de blonde aux yeux noisettes \u00e0 brune aux yeux verts en une journ\u00e9e ou bien se faire poser des implants aux m\u00e2choires et quelques injections de botox en m\u00eame temps. Pas de mettre du gloss pour la premi\u00e8re fois de sa vie un samedi matin avant d\u2019aller au march\u00e9 (quoique\u2026).<\/p>\n

Certes, la Saint Valentin est derri\u00e8re nous et c\u2019est peut-\u00eatre la raison pour laquelle vous souhaitez changer de visage, pour, au choix, \u00e9viter votre nouvel ex ou ne pas \u00eatre reconnue par le mec ultra collant de la compta qui, a cru bon de vous d\u00e9clarer sa flamme (d\u00e9goulinante) \u00e0 l\u2019aide d\u2019une grenouille en peluche qui gratte lundi dernier.<\/p>\n

Au premier abord, je peux tout \u00e0 fait comprendre ce genre de choses, mais il faut parfois savoir faire face et prendre le probl\u00e8me \u00e0 bras le corps.<\/p>\n

S\u00e9rieusement, vous n\u2019allez pas bousculer votre existence pour une grenouille en peluche ?!!<\/p>\n

Car oui, changer radicalement d\u2019apparence a des effets secondaires qui pourraient m\u00eame \u00eatre class\u00e9s en Ev\u00e9nements Ind\u00e9sirables Graves et qui devraient \u00eatre signal\u00e9s \u00e0 la Pharmacovigilance si ce pr\u00e9c\u00e9d\u00e9 faisait partie de la m\u00e9decine. D\u2019ailleurs, en un certain point, \u00e7a l\u2019est. Car on peut passer par la case chirurgie pour modifier notre visage. Avoir un nouveau nez et de nouvelles paupi\u00e8res c\u2019est bien beau, mais on ne vous avertit pas tellement des cons\u00e9quences psychologiques que ce genre d\u2019op\u00e9rations peut avoir.<\/p>\n

Premi\u00e8rement tout le monde saura que vous avez eu recours \u00e0 la chirurgie. Les cong\u00e9s maladie pour la grippe A, \u00e7a ne marche pas des masses et surtout, \u00e7a ne vous fait pas changer de couleur de cheveux.\u00a0 Ni rehausser les paupi\u00e8res. L\u2019excuse de l\u2019op\u00e9ration du Saint Esprit, \u00e9galement appel\u00e9 \u00ab Mais non Genevi\u00e8ve, je rajeunis naturellement ! \u00bb est \u00e9puis\u00e9e, les huiles essentielles, les gens en savent un peu trop pour vous croire et les pilules made in America aussi.<\/p>\n

Les gens vont s\u2019inqui\u00e9ter de vous voir sombrer dans le mensonge et le seul m\u00e9rite de ce r\u00e9sultat sera d\u2019avoir relanc\u00e9 les conversations \u00e0 la machine \u00e0 caf\u00e9 \u00ab Mon dieu, cette pauvre Carole, elle ne va pas bien ! \u2013 C\u2019est clair, je vais lui recommander mon psy, elle en a besoin ces temps-ci \u00bb. Bien s\u00fbr, vous n\u2019\u00eates pas pass\u00e9e sur le billard pour que votre entourage vous trouve pire qu\u2019avant, n\u2019est-ce pas ?<\/p>\n

Dans le cas d\u2019une \u00ab transformation \u00bb (risqu\u00e9e) cosm\u00e9tique, les gens penseront que vous faites votre crise de la 20\/30\/40\/50\/m\u00e9nopause\/adolescence en retard. Vous n\u2019avez certainement pas besoin de \u00e7a non plus (et vous vous passeriez bien de Machine et son psy, encore une fois).<\/p>\n

Il est \u00e9vident qu\u2019un peu de changement de temps en temps peut faire du bien, mais attention aux transformations radicales ou spectaculaires.<\/p>\n

Il n\u2019y a pas que votre physique qui change, mais aussi la perception que vous donnez aux autres ainsi que la v\u00f4tre sur votre propre corps.<\/p>\n

La prochaine fois, r\u00e9fl\u00e9chissez-y \u00e0 deux fois avant de dire \u00ab oui \u00bb \u00e0 une coupe mulet violette\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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