{"id":10089,"date":"2010-12-03T08:00:17","date_gmt":"2010-12-03T07:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/savemybrain.net\/v2\/?p=10089"},"modified":"2010-12-03T09:59:41","modified_gmt":"2010-12-03T08:59:41","slug":"selection-facebook-n3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.savemybrain.net\/v2\/2010\/12\/03\/selection-facebook-n3-080010089\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u00e9lection Facebook n\u00b03"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apr\u00e8s la s\u00e9lection n\u00b01<\/a> et la s\u00e9lection n\u00b02<\/a>, voici la s\u00e9lection facebook n\u00b0… 3 (merci les math sup math sp\u00e9). Les meilleurs pages du mois sont regroup\u00e9es ici. Enjoy !<\/p>\n

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1. Harry Potter 7 est sorti mes amis :<\/strong><\/p>\n

Vous imaginez si J.K. Rowling avait \u00e9crit \u00ab\u00a0Et Harry s’est r\u00e9veill\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb<\/a> (en anglais) & Si Harry Potter est si magique que \u00e7a, pourquoi\u00a0 est-ce qu’il n’arrange pas sa vision?<\/a> (anglais aussi)<\/p>\n

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2. Soyons futiles et moqueuses :
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J’adore la fa\u00e7on dont tu te maquilles. Est-ce que tu utilises un pinceau ou bien tu plonges simplement ta t\u00eate dedans?<\/a> (en anglais) & C’est de l’eye-liner? J’ai cru que tu avais \u00e9t\u00e9 attaqu\u00e9e par un marqueur permanent<\/a> (toujours en anglais) & Et sinon, y’a quelqu’un sous le fond de teint?<\/a><\/p>\n

3. De l’existentialisme :<\/strong><\/p>\n

L’angoisse que ta m\u00e8re ne revienne pas \u00e0 temps \u00e0 la caisse<\/a><\/p>\n

4. De l’humour \u00e0 connotation t\u00e9l\u00e9visuelle :<\/strong><\/p>\n

Prendre la t\u00eate de son chat et faire \u00ab\u00a0F\u00e9lindra, t\u00eate de tigre!\u00a0\u00bb<\/a>,<\/p>\n

5. Des v\u00e9rit\u00e9s universelles :<\/strong><\/p>\n

Je ne suis pas alcoolique, je suis c\u00e9libataire<\/a>, J’ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 fait deux fois le tour du monde en barque tellement je rame en math<\/a><\/p>\n

6. Du LOL : <\/strong><\/p>\n

Cette ann\u00e9e, j’arr\u00eate la m\u00e9chancet\u00e9 gratuite, je fais payer<\/a>, Je n’essaie pas de vous impressionner mais je peux jouer du triangle<\/a>,<\/p>\n

7. Toujours des jeux de mots (et du LOL) :<\/strong><\/p>\n

Delta a trop fum\u00e9. Delta plane.<\/a>, A quoi servent les Archipels? A creuser des Architrous<\/a> et sa variante A quoi servent les Hyperboles? A boire de l’Hypersoupe<\/a><\/p>\n

8. Savoir s’int\u00e9grer en soci\u00e9t\u00e9 :<\/strong><\/p>\n

Aujourd’hui, j’apprends \u00e0 \u00eatre sociable. Tiens salut poufiasse !<\/a><\/p>\n

9. Des r\u00e9v\u00e9lations : <\/strong><\/p>\n

Je suis un Power Ranger mais personne ne le sait<\/a> & Bon j’avoue, je suis bien un des membres de Daft Punk<\/a><\/p>\n

10. Et je vous laisse m\u00e9diter sur cette question hautement philosophique : <\/strong><\/p>\n

Toi aussi tu te demandes s’il y a des cons qui envoient LOVE au 62121<\/a><\/p>\n

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Sur ce, \u00e0 la prochaine !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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De l’humour \u00e0 connotation t\u00e9l\u00e9visuelle : Prendre la t\u00eate de son chat et faire \u00ab\u00a0F\u00e9lindra, t\u00eate de tigre!\u00a0\u00bb, 5. Des v\u00e9rit\u00e9s universelles : Je ne suis pas alcoolique, je suis c\u00e9libataire, J’ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 fait deux fois le tour du monde en barque tellement je rame en math 6. Du LOL : Cette ann\u00e9e, j’arr\u00eate la m\u00e9chancet\u00e9 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2408],"tags":[1731],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-10089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-selection-facebook","tag-facebook"],"yoast_head":"\nS\u00e9lection Facebook n\u00b03 - Save my brain<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.savemybrain.net\/v2\/2010\/12\/03\/selection-facebook-n3-080010089\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"S\u00e9lection Facebook n\u00b03 - Save my brain\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Apr\u00e8s la s\u00e9lection n\u00b01 et la s\u00e9lection n\u00b02, voici la s\u00e9lection facebook n\u00b0… 3 (merci les math sup math sp\u00e9). 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